I walked into this hi-tech bathroom right??? as soon as i locked the bathroom stall.... the toilet seat automatically opened... without having to do ANYTHING!!!!!! not only did it have the standard bidet and heated toilet seat (i LOVE the heated toilet seat-japanese people are so smart) but it had a massager to massage your bum!!!!
(BIDET for those that dont know is a toiled that has little gadgets that squirts water up the bum and ..umm...other places...its like a shower in the bathroom! theres also a little blowdryer the comes and blows your bum dry afterwards... heehhehe... theres different setting tooo... theres a whole control pad on the side with lots of buttons, lights, knobs and dials)
but yeah. the automatic toilet seat opener and massage was new. >=D i LOVE japan. i LOVE tokyo!!! I dont want to go home!!!! where else can you recieve free tissue, and be able to blow 7 bucks for a latte at a restaurant, or better yet 8 bucks on a cup of orange juice? DID I EVEN MENTION THE FLYING POO ON THE TOP OF the ASAHI BEER BUILDING???
its a poetic depiction of the head of their beer right?? but its REALLY a golden poo flying free in the polluted tokyo smog. ill get pictures. people in japan right?? they call it the shit building (of course in japanese....) "okay guys!!! we're going out to party hardy in tokyo!!! meet at the shit building!"
I had my first taco bell in 8 months or so the other day. its was delicious. i felt sick to my stomach 30 mins. later.
i miss mai. okay yeah. thats an update for now. >=D ill be back laters. | 
